Wykology

Wykology - the study of Wyke upon Hull (also known as Kingston upon Hull) in East Yorkshire, UK.

A Wykologist's mission is to research the truth about the history of this northern city. This is a huge challenge for the Wykologist since the recorded history and the publicised history for this city do not always correlate. Hull City Council, internationally recognised as the worst Local Authority in Europe, are notorious for misrepresenting facts about the city to reflect the idea of this city in a positive light and for the purposes of pushing through their own agendas.

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I wish I had internet at home. My Blog would be four times the size.

Prostitution

It has been my principle for a long time that I would never pay for sex, not fiscally or in kind by buying a girl things in order to have sex with her. This principle is formed soley on the basis that my shit is so good, they should not get me AND bonus payment. I work hard to make it worth their while.

However I have for a long time now thought about the subject of illegal prostitution. They call it the oldest profession in the world so why is it the most frowned upon? My personal opinion is that it's a great way for young (and old) women (or ineed men) to earn money by doing something they enjoy or are good at. By illegalising it we leave it open to supporting drug habits, financing organised crime, subjegating of vulnerable women and ofcourse people trafficking. Legalising prostitution would ensure that all prostitutes are regularly sexual health checked, that they are trained, skilled and that they have a wage standard. It would ensure they pay taxes on income and that pimps do not profit too much. It would open up employment oppertunities for a section of society and cut down on unemployment in my ways. For example, they might inturn employ cleaners, decorators, bouncers, business managers, etc.

It just seems rediculous to me that if you want to murder people you can get paid for it in the armed forces but if you want to get paid to spread sexual love you will always be a criminal.

Why my girlfriend is better than yours...

1. She has huge natural boobs (34H at the moment).
2. Sex comes to an end for her when I cum. She isn't bothered about coming and she enjoys it more when I cum.
3. She indulges in ALL of my fantasies and suggestions.
4. She's bi and lets me watch her with sexy girls (which I LOVE).
5. She indulges me in my god complex.
6. She doesn't judge my wierd thoughts and ideas.
7. She gets excited just by being close to me.
8. No matter how fat, unshaven or scruffy I get, she thinks I'm gorgeous.
9. She dyes her hair regularly so it's like having different women (aesthetically).
10. She doesn't mind if I don't wash.
11. She loves it when I fart.
12. She doesn't want me to rush into any commitments.

There's loads more but they are fairly generic and it's stuff that decent human beings are supposed to do.

Muslims, War and Hypocracy

The title denotes three seperate rants. The three are not necessarily connected.

What is it with this Muslim idiots who use their religion as a platform to cause trouble? First their is not being able to call anything Mohammed or depict him in a comic way. Fuck that! Everything is open to satire. Laughter makes life less painful. Then there are the idiots who want to protest to the invasion of Iraq by marching on the funeral parade of dead soldiers coming home. What fucking loons. I protest to the invasion of Iraq and hold that the people who fight over there (on both sides) are stupid pricks, but I respect the dead. Those poor cunts have given their precious life for a pointless cause. They deserve all the respect in the world. There is also the recent news of a Muslim loud mouth calling for pigs to be taken off TV and out of cartoons. Get real you fucking stupid prick. Your own holy book holds them as one of God's creatures. The real problem is these twats who follow a relgion they haven't even studied. Do your homework and shut up until you know what you are talking about.

I'm sick of this 'war' in Iraq and Afgahnistan. The American lead invasion of these countries is an outrage and the fact that our soldiers are dying for oil, drugs and ignorance just makes me cringe. They need to come back and be posted on our streets to fight the tide of crime that faces us real people in the real world (as opposed to politicians in their ivory towers).

There has been much hypocrasy of late. Not least in the winning of Rage Against The Machine getting the Christmas number 1 spot. All because one guy made a stupid suggestion on Facebook and enough sheep decided not to think for themselves but instead to jump on his bandwagon. This would not be comment worthy but for the fact these same people (along with their twins who vote for X Factor) don't give a shit about who runs the country but will get a band/musician they have been told to vote for to number 1 in a chart. People, generally, are stupid, ignorant, mindless sheep and will lead to the downfall of this country and British society.

Note to self: Use powers of leadership to create following of said sheep and overthrow the government.

My Shaven Arse

I shaved my arse-crack, which has always been rediculously hairy (since starting puberty obviously). It's great but the only problem is that when I fart I feel like I am having a sloppy shit in my pants because the air can't escape so easily. It's quite disconcerting but I'm getting used to it. Is this was big-bottomed women have to put up with? I have a great, firm arse by the way. That's the problem I think. If it was saggier it might be easier to fart. On a positive note shitting has become easier. It doesn't itch yet from the stuble so all in all it's been a good idea so far... apart from the trapped farts.