I shaved my arse-crack, which has always been rediculously hairy (since starting puberty obviously). It's great but the only problem is that when I fart I feel like I am having a sloppy shit in my pants because the air can't escape so easily. It's quite disconcerting but I'm getting used to it. Is this was big-bottomed women have to put up with? I have a great, firm arse by the way. That's the problem I think. If it was saggier it might be easier to fart. On a positive note shitting has become easier. It doesn't itch yet from the stuble so all in all it's been a good idea so far... apart from the trapped farts.
Saturday, 9 January 2010
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