Saturday, 9 January 2010

Why my girlfriend is better than yours...



1. She has huge natural boobs (34H at the moment).
2. Sex comes to an end for her when I cum. She isn't bothered about coming and she enjoys it more when I cum.
3. She indulges in ALL of my fantasies and suggestions.
4. She's bi and lets me watch her with sexy girls (which I LOVE).
5. She indulges me in my god complex.
6. She doesn't judge my wierd thoughts and ideas.
7. She gets excited just by being close to me.
8. No matter how fat, unshaven or scruffy I get, she thinks I'm gorgeous.
9. She dyes her hair regularly so it's like having different women (aesthetically).
10. She doesn't mind if I don't wash.
11. She loves it when I fart.
12. She doesn't want me to rush into any commitments.

There's loads more but they are fairly generic and it's stuff that decent human beings are supposed to do.

2 comments:

  1. Can I have a turn with her?

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  2. You don't have the remotest chance, even if I said I was fine with it. Out of your league little man.

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